tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18265193299893405332024-03-07T15:20:40.533+11:00KTemoc KachinatesKTemoc's Krazy KollectionKTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14031698059860048422noreply@blogger.comBlogger312125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-29717660162866505492024-02-10T09:05:00.007+11:002024-02-10T09:05:38.510+11:00KEONG HEE HUAT CHYE to everyone<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><img border="0" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE00es0iD7pOGtSdNKpmH8vzdEjanEmIro_LSRj1CV7qlCl85-O6FzBycs_hcB7tydY9OyD-SmA-P6MTYk9lQiSnMrzMZfL6mEIr4DWOzX0B0Arc7R1r0bJFIxf6uUjtZTMIHK0lW1JTSUURImi3QMg_fE5JL-ftUMZuZiDP5JLALI_jxvfcHQUB8TD_4/w576-h342/CNY%202.jpeg" width="576" /></div><br /><p><br /></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-36209789146887425112024-01-25T02:18:00.007+11:002024-01-25T02:19:12.077+11:00Happy Thaipusam mateys<p> <br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5TCILAmqFMrhH51Vh1gncB96qACn64SMg5G8EDSy4YzdQu2G2s5MxgRTq5_22Zkm4rAd7zwVfUkWMetYm44vp-SYReqEML4tSJGTmW8hiTIl0oXqusK4LjLDXMOOnXjaXOsCrovkhal0hILqqru8sg0dPS-KFmo2tTLKA5L4E0SwPEkaNdVxR3JbKEPU/w629-h640/thaipusam%206.jpg" width="629" /></div><br /><p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-47868261350074033532023-12-24T06:55:00.005+11:002023-12-24T06:56:37.368+11:00It's Christmas! Is the war over?<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">This year in lieu of Christmas greetings I invite you to view the video below.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;">It's non-religious and very relevant during this troubling time where genocide is happening in Gaza.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;">In past years I played this song near New Year's end every Year, and never failed to shed tears when I listen to the message from John Lennon and Yoko. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yN4Uu0OlmTg" width="320" youtube-src-id="yN4Uu0OlmTg"></iframe></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-72060316741532081812023-11-11T23:25:00.004+11:002023-11-11T23:25:20.100+11:00Happy Deepavali to all Malaysians<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrDSTdd9uoTF_ghQxZezAeotoe71qk4mYhtU7ykupxp41XusF0c7PZljC6aZBfvk4As0UgcjCceiIEznjWvpyy0p-8B6DtW2SMmifEi-aeDiuNBVciYC_bz0VdOE_b4BS3W4mCeNgaizSAHLJudkm4-M3z4_EVGWOEcbKz1geuizGPsgnGaYE1zMSu7Dw/s299/deepa%2002.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="168" data-original-width="299" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrDSTdd9uoTF_ghQxZezAeotoe71qk4mYhtU7ykupxp41XusF0c7PZljC6aZBfvk4As0UgcjCceiIEznjWvpyy0p-8B6DtW2SMmifEi-aeDiuNBVciYC_bz0VdOE_b4BS3W4mCeNgaizSAHLJudkm4-M3z4_EVGWOEcbKz1geuizGPsgnGaYE1zMSu7Dw/w560-h360/deepa%2002.jpeg" width="560" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-83022873989926633742023-06-29T10:25:00.005+10:002023-06-29T10:25:46.829+10:00Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizokzV5xELdHa1g5rYAG4kTBzKVjrdF-2bQtfsjpZlIcXbEO2sc1epgGOhLmPG0ROBHblkbXjW-AnqUbZP4RDSHAeysa0u8OC8u1diHANWc-qTMbRgKkxASrifrpUsw-TLI_Tw2AARdYoYY5OIeQssDmP4EfpTiIaE2t9wntzmClMJRSdlpGcsqiu2HUQ/s691/q1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="691" data-original-width="691" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizokzV5xELdHa1g5rYAG4kTBzKVjrdF-2bQtfsjpZlIcXbEO2sc1epgGOhLmPG0ROBHblkbXjW-AnqUbZP4RDSHAeysa0u8OC8u1diHANWc-qTMbRgKkxASrifrpUsw-TLI_Tw2AARdYoYY5OIeQssDmP4EfpTiIaE2t9wntzmClMJRSdlpGcsqiu2HUQ/w400-h400/q1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-55933209684583493062023-05-03T23:11:00.004+10:002023-05-03T23:11:20.830+10:00Peace be with you - Wesak Day greetings<p> <br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><img border="0" height="578" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF-GBEnlRPUn4zbFSGKRYNJT4PZrC5fvtQc02X34YWdTJaL1PofL21m7hDm_yEkgriQMPHbqTflXiH02qQhU5PCgDif6dti1IDUbsVT5UOHcQuZBi_ttlAR60uBpmUhHyz5BWRxBEE4kYNLajAUDqQj1Z0eQJoxUs0YJ5dBBQLBObCeRyX9F6LWTSS/w530-h578/wesak4.jpg" width="530" /></div><br /><p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-2079963427622184882023-04-21T23:55:00.005+10:002023-04-21T23:55:31.819+10:00Selamat Hari Raya Adil Fitri<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><img border="0" height="402" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9i9HR63Pf8B4_I2HT7MCZFrTs1noMX0RNTpN9rRgQ9MAMx_rRc_EoPmncyN253gv0Q2nfxNv4wqDKV_S2Fyjt7GkGjXsDIlQhcun1sliCt2QaS8AsGVzsG1dgHIHkhVpVznrnsRIsy1UeMCfWrs5Cqxa-X0HoBMm5wR9LpVN1-BR2sTZM5SSGl8Pm/w567-h402/raya%204.jpg" width="567" /></div><br /> <p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-33026689032404129432023-01-22T02:03:00.006+11:002023-01-22T02:03:29.538+11:00Keong Hee Huat Chye 2023<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><img border="0" height="384" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgnlB1SD2yh7B3mgn4D40E8B0UW11dgC5OEm4fE7JKJEhKEmxAOkg7Tp9qcy897vrMdXJszdR88S4Fv5yJuU7Bp4YXBoco3KCQmI7gsUagCFn1HngsclCx3LUkmrR6koWDEHJeMRI7tY40ieiDXA-zwEeYT45S5QYrr6twFaCLV55nFiBGPXeMVuuC/w585-h384/chinese-new-year-rabbit-02.jpg" width="585" /></div><br /> <p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-47390814670137634172022-12-24T22:17:00.003+11:002022-12-24T22:17:31.955+11:00Merry Christmas & Happy New Year<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcYll5JZvGLA6-fpQJPqEbya5ySssVdj91hphYoPUYMvyNeWHkNejJv-HF_eqsT8zZZdqACkT7nXL9LHQNjOJ0p8PvNtKT6tahQMoyFtaCjXWTEanyEk79NBHIgEDG-AsH353Ql7Pvd7twYp8KkLsbGD0MI0kmbzcFdB849ck6ryTt2h6idDQ9fPYw/s233/Xmas1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="233" data-original-width="216" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcYll5JZvGLA6-fpQJPqEbya5ySssVdj91hphYoPUYMvyNeWHkNejJv-HF_eqsT8zZZdqACkT7nXL9LHQNjOJ0p8PvNtKT6tahQMoyFtaCjXWTEanyEk79NBHIgEDG-AsH353Ql7Pvd7twYp8KkLsbGD0MI0kmbzcFdB849ck6ryTt2h6idDQ9fPYw/w593-h640/Xmas1.jpeg" width="593" /></a></div><br /><p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-65171823867252945692022-11-14T18:43:00.000+11:002022-11-14T18:43:04.653+11:00Just a second<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjwwIt_OsghzAQhlGOzE_Jntxd7sGh-FixXRi3W2aV3opDKCFnp38fV0OFBmzO6OSFqyGho1WfmHiOmikPYxnCdybddO_EhlyjOYVT42nhZRjUB1irqdcgIf7rA3r3PKQX8J7N3Q0OgvlugoSpnbuHqrU5jk9fPTRyXj_52K5cMEY4BT97CS-un4Jd/s311/god.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="162" data-original-width="311" height="208" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjwwIt_OsghzAQhlGOzE_Jntxd7sGh-FixXRi3W2aV3opDKCFnp38fV0OFBmzO6OSFqyGho1WfmHiOmikPYxnCdybddO_EhlyjOYVT42nhZRjUB1irqdcgIf7rA3r3PKQX8J7N3Q0OgvlugoSpnbuHqrU5jk9fPTRyXj_52K5cMEY4BT97CS-un4Jd/w400-h208/god.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"<br /><br />God said yes.<br /><br />The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"<br /><br />God said yes.<br /><br />The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"<br /><br />God said, "Sure, just a second."</span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-12413376121142487282022-10-24T07:24:00.002+11:002022-10-24T07:24:25.385+11:00Happy Deepavali 2022<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmdcyZHPr5nDnKd4ttVdm9bjQRlQUiOq6jKpZWiJS3ZTn4qcCfFq_sgIEYf7LuymrC466iKi3K5_meCDMarw1D1TGWb-Cbl7ghyg9RQAlYgX6LqqhMDkV60f059oGCGOfFWUDtkUAas4UuxL7FpSJq-q9xpqi_KBGjB1J2I2zQPy6RIgNZw-eZ_zKE/s299/deepavali3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="168" data-original-width="299" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmdcyZHPr5nDnKd4ttVdm9bjQRlQUiOq6jKpZWiJS3ZTn4qcCfFq_sgIEYf7LuymrC466iKi3K5_meCDMarw1D1TGWb-Cbl7ghyg9RQAlYgX6LqqhMDkV60f059oGCGOfFWUDtkUAas4UuxL7FpSJq-q9xpqi_KBGjB1J2I2zQPy6RIgNZw-eZ_zKE/w640-h360/deepavali3.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-8515745037845922252022-10-03T04:39:00.001+11:002022-10-03T04:39:09.659+11:00I froze to death<span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven.;;! <br /><br /></span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">One turned around and asked the other how he died...!! <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">"I froze to death...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-Rqn3CXaiXs5zo8M1Rxxe25U5xoOeWQ_lPHK7o7pyWDSkOVRqItKJ2OJt8rYDeaXbI1Y6iHT2Wn_G2OhZXTHSUVfvj6ATdo5vufItJm5wh8DgBA11QpDKc1GMjGNoy7k-6R_S0F1SIx3feNFto7psQwsdC16QuNbdkevNlCMr8QyPfC9pn0swzYjk/s270/download%20(15).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="187" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-Rqn3CXaiXs5zo8M1Rxxe25U5xoOeWQ_lPHK7o7pyWDSkOVRqItKJ2OJt8rYDeaXbI1Y6iHT2Wn_G2OhZXTHSUVfvj6ATdo5vufItJm5wh8DgBA11QpDKc1GMjGNoy7k-6R_S0F1SIx3feNFto7psQwsdC16QuNbdkevNlCMr8QyPfC9pn0swzYjk/w277-h400/download%20(15).jpg" width="277" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">How about you"...? <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">"I had a heart attack"...? <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">"How did that happen"...?? <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">"Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me...!! <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">So, after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself...!! <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots...!! <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack"...!! <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">"That's ironic." "Why"...??? <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">"If you had looked in the fridge, we'd both be alive"...!!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaQnOBqGgLhxCghLY7S1p2i34h_z_IxMsHbL9r7DJt75_4YbYBEvVV4Eq_vnOPlKye6RMEQLwSm2tZ6lQviXX675N2IvhOAlH2G_vCIhpbM_vE-GGjMJcmnv4e5xsRL3ZYtwmm_CP42AVAFYQsdBnGrFokEz5dzAT8uvtcB45UPo5Wt6RQxOj91pg6/s1600/fridge.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1110" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaQnOBqGgLhxCghLY7S1p2i34h_z_IxMsHbL9r7DJt75_4YbYBEvVV4Eq_vnOPlKye6RMEQLwSm2tZ6lQviXX675N2IvhOAlH2G_vCIhpbM_vE-GGjMJcmnv4e5xsRL3ZYtwmm_CP42AVAFYQsdBnGrFokEz5dzAT8uvtcB45UPo5Wt6RQxOj91pg6/w278-h400/fridge.jpg" width="278" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-1247951494686046672022-08-04T19:07:00.002+10:002022-08-04T19:07:39.330+10:00Techniques of Malaysian Barber<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYCaTnhzUU8fTwDWe-eWXnMO6H1w117VrgqmOMBuAc0uPHM-gN5leip_BPqJk4tUeVEW0Lcz6V6e9tbGsRgW9pMRmenqoluUS3DJswjg4-VlTSMxN2TdBhONAoc_NBn1T_mtrnSxLF6nLAfDKdhaLkel3cnsAW6DezAZK7DSbzJozqW_BqYa995UJa/s300/senate-barber-shop-1937.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="237" data-original-width="300" height="506" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYCaTnhzUU8fTwDWe-eWXnMO6H1w117VrgqmOMBuAc0uPHM-gN5leip_BPqJk4tUeVEW0Lcz6V6e9tbGsRgW9pMRmenqoluUS3DJswjg4-VlTSMxN2TdBhONAoc_NBn1T_mtrnSxLF6nLAfDKdhaLkel3cnsAW6DezAZK7DSbzJozqW_BqYa995UJa/w640-h506/senate-barber-shop-1937.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />A minister went for a haircut. While attending to the minister, the Barber asked the YB Minister:</span></span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />*"Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue?”*<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Minister shouted: </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">*“Are you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry?”*</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Barber said: *"Sorry Sir, I just asked."*</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Next day, while cutting the hair of another (Senior) Minister, the Barber asked:<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">*“Sir, what is this Black money issue?’’*</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Minister yelled: *"Why did you ask me this question?’’*</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Barber said: *"Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.’’*</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Next day, the Barber received a visit from a Special Branch (SB) officer who was in disguise. The SB man showed his Police SB ID and interrogated the Barber straightaway.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_pDr6iC08_tahwbzfE2wj0WnexY0eHKU00FncnSa3blDa_h6YQRAbCJPefx4WRO5aGwKCrZ0UqlBZWseGONy8avC2J23tTrq32I6JtRjhm0dPhUq03DUg0CzehagEdSfwTAZmNucpRB-eRDoo3ZB3dBJfdVUobetImfYsk6yrtl-2lImd4QybCQff/w400-h300/417df9a27ee2449944a939c66d6e1daa.jpg" /></span></div><span style="font-family: trebuchet; font-size: large;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div><div><i><b><span style="font-family: trebuchet; font-size: large;">SB officer in disguise</span></b></i></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">SB Officer: *"Are you an agent of Singapore?’’*</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Barber: *"No Sir."*<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">SB Officer</span><span style="font-family: verdana;">: *"Are you an Agent of any opposition party, eg. Katapuroo?"*<br /><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Barber: *"No Sir."*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;">SB Officer</span><span style="font-family: verdana;">: *"Are you anti-National?"*</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Barber: *"For God's sake, No Sir. I am just an innocent and simple Barber."*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;">SB Officer</span><span style="font-family: verdana;">: *"Then, why did you ask those VIP's about Swiss Bank & Black money issues?"*</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Barber: *"Sir, I do not know why, but whenever I asked them about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hair stood up straight, and that helped me trim their hair easily. That’s why I kept asking."*</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t29/1.5/16/1f602.png" /><img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t29/1.5/16/1f602.png" /><img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t29/1.5/16/1f602.png" /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-74417455029329369362022-08-01T01:35:00.005+10:002022-08-01T01:36:05.817+10:00Advice from an old nun<span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">In Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and were trying to make her last journey comfortable.</span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhut4WTAqMK6Cb3Bo9FJvguSgt1qhBKwBE9aNZWv9u916vyLe42iBtiMDxLTr7_vdEP7PAcRfVip4NyDfrGZ0n63ZhmaH4neDcgn3En2cfkmm0IIhLKtZPcKYmOlQutNAkpHjvgJJuNqD-FGg2dzRq0CcBy-ZRY4jPRquWnEyZQUfvLkXZekhMd8275/w400-h210/download%20(13).jpg" width="400" /></span></div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey that had been received as a gift on the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbIdkQuaKiKMCTWZZ39XJ1j_NsEB8bPnhyOeIK60X6j_EC-A5xWqMlpVGFAhTP1uGWcngAteG-clrdGxqaWJGVUK7BD90qrYbtsIl0Y3J5mCCruzIf8tQ2t5eqHk1p3PRRGt7TUsM09q_LgIBsDY2KRfVb2wo3x3N5bgxXjr12L-OVBHH84hLtyvar/w400-h268/milk.jpg" width="400" /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Back at Mother Superior's bed, they lifted her head gently and held the glass to her lips. The very frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjody5enOidWKi4FVMVdg9Imld5yEcxcppb44sxFTBJLfEHkrKJKmIOUJ4nm5AsNXFX5kYS8jG8n_j4NMd4-x-kYEugz4MnmiJSwLl_tHBQvvIo7oL335H7Gk6BMvkUNQ0TiUcpKifE_eAjlbObe8DGRyByShpFr4Cq7g2QQemD4P1uuSSFwiYWG7GY/w426-h640/ci-redbreast-15-year-irish-whiskey-189ee9fd8caebec9-0682b94f4e2741eeb0d16a320546c340.jpeg" width="426" /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader. "Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please share some of your wisdom before you leave us". She raised herself up very slowly in the bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="246" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEQH0m25xWZSS0fY0FyXCVq88M9jLwzFjdSCIC3DDEFe-aI0xQ67-5lI2g5TQE29wP6UssQLnnTb3QC36VrlPs7eyJ9iKRvMn2DeGaNosiT2Y3dbo8iwyJsOi5pWwgqvkmwmDXsp1Az2mz32Roe4p9b6idRm617GsWHT6ljY52lsUd2RwDfND_7RG-/w400-h246/cow%20angel.jpg" width="400" /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />"DON'T SELL THAT COW."</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-79979186676719120012022-07-21T21:02:00.002+10:002022-07-21T21:02:10.356+10:00Australian grasshoppers<span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation...!</span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj93EdJfjbznqEUtNgLlyTQplxppzwSj_P7Phcp7FvGdoZ_3FllAR1PNM3EYSS6sSsZs_RvDXCHsgzoG1aFLAIEMfzN1uKQoVa6NAiiGnbRdTKX_3v3N5nl-cuHVnw5DY5rRJsFYUHAJlJZRI-p4QyT1kkYvXpZE5-xfHP1ivbn_pVGnXGYOyzVgsm-/s1000/Sydney-Harbour-Bay-sunset-ships.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="667" data-original-width="1000" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj93EdJfjbznqEUtNgLlyTQplxppzwSj_P7Phcp7FvGdoZ_3FllAR1PNM3EYSS6sSsZs_RvDXCHsgzoG1aFLAIEMfzN1uKQoVa6NAiiGnbRdTKX_3v3N5nl-cuHVnw5DY5rRJsFYUHAJlJZRI-p4QyT1kkYvXpZE5-xfHP1ivbn_pVGnXGYOyzVgsm-/w400-h266/Sydney-Harbour-Bay-sunset-ships.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsStNTq0tCl3DiHG0GWlKE-xQqo1ph8fsTZosLACSsmY_ARedqcLbqQRhf8WA5YX9SYeK8KG7WWsMFhb1Gjpz8LV0pC3vmcTIzcf1nWEqHCYDDcvaePFD0JmoizKx0ftsWc_sYOeg8QwR10PP47LuEBo15z6dP39cB3quDQaKjX_vqA5OqxqQEng3_/s2048/AUSSIE%20FARMER.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1671" data-original-width="2048" height="326" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsStNTq0tCl3DiHG0GWlKE-xQqo1ph8fsTZosLACSsmY_ARedqcLbqQRhf8WA5YX9SYeK8KG7WWsMFhb1Gjpz8LV0pC3vmcTIzcf1nWEqHCYDDcvaePFD0JmoizKx0ftsWc_sYOeg8QwR10PP47LuEBo15z6dP39cB3quDQaKjX_vqA5OqxqQEng3_/w400-h326/AUSSIE%20FARMER.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh...!! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large"...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7JlS0fCNCb_dxj8Y4RqDzoU5Rqwl6FLwDYrLxaqu8g4E79PyQsPJc92IW2ZE2w6wgVunUOV76uxE_GU0XJCRuyUGkZ_o30vvAm9TC4IUrtYpx6LrCsjkA06H-CQxa2IdWoovK_Fp-4TFwdMi2o516_cbMlzjzmRWtA92zYELyfrPElxOVwywpJcs_/s1000/aus%20wheat%20fields.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="700" data-original-width="1000" height="280" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7JlS0fCNCb_dxj8Y4RqDzoU5Rqwl6FLwDYrLxaqu8g4E79PyQsPJc92IW2ZE2w6wgVunUOV76uxE_GU0XJCRuyUGkZ_o30vvAm9TC4IUrtYpx6LrCsjkA06H-CQxa2IdWoovK_Fp-4TFwdMi2o516_cbMlzjzmRWtA92zYELyfrPElxOVwywpJcs_/w400-h280/aus%20wheat%20fields.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." </span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv1NQAkawYHFzTL1o44uC_bSD_UKOF6Q3RGreZGc7hg0aZO_KM3ZHqXeSu75fvO2RHitl4YZT4dgDWFOhqS2TCDcz8kslx8g9iHVAgNgf4o2zcds3UcPBMlrhAt_FNhovfKAowKDi35WcyvlPqaOsiWdk_B4pxchslOGlDFYFrVwwyLtEWU19RNhVk/s945/feedlot_assoc.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="585" data-original-width="945" height="248" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv1NQAkawYHFzTL1o44uC_bSD_UKOF6Q3RGreZGc7hg0aZO_KM3ZHqXeSu75fvO2RHitl4YZT4dgDWFOhqS2TCDcz8kslx8g9iHVAgNgf4o2zcds3UcPBMlrhAt_FNhovfKAowKDi35WcyvlPqaOsiWdk_B4pxchslOGlDFYFrVwwyLtEWU19RNhVk/w400-h248/feedlot_assoc.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;">The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"...??</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOOcp46a3RqazR-XxhyGDRj03zpFV_o7LQJxHHIWM6VKlRhnbP366_HnGXQKN1ZEYEH2hQUbYZqdtRZLbp8WOrBxJuXuYPkpa95JO76QbPdaNDV35fVKE5u1t0BuUQ8c-TpH4mNUINokTjeH8MIbHzsUwhnzgywNpZcC-r6uBhrIf5MBLX3--wjxBw/s1024/kangaroo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="678" data-original-width="1024" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOOcp46a3RqazR-XxhyGDRj03zpFV_o7LQJxHHIWM6VKlRhnbP366_HnGXQKN1ZEYEH2hQUbYZqdtRZLbp8WOrBxJuXuYPkpa95JO76QbPdaNDV35fVKE5u1t0BuUQ8c-TpH4mNUINokTjeH8MIbHzsUwhnzgywNpZcC-r6uBhrIf5MBLX3--wjxBw/w400-h265/kangaroo.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;">The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"...???</span></span></div></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQh7that3EL47l8Kj8kC68QHVBC7LyvozKgXAWcr8QGj5dKBNYVQZTltiEGI6QThptIVfohLMgD51zLHF4mwN2DXsorawzF3EmASvMNfHywoLc4YbOAXZo6kNTx-3cJqBFY2HMc_bqFnUHUPPU_cH3y_IXrNC_Ppz4VnSZKmcWbNPnazf9umwBIwK4/s400/hunters-carrying-giant-grasshoppers_u-l-q1k3o7bhj1z6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="294" data-original-width="400" height="294" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQh7that3EL47l8Kj8kC68QHVBC7LyvozKgXAWcr8QGj5dKBNYVQZTltiEGI6QThptIVfohLMgD51zLHF4mwN2DXsorawzF3EmASvMNfHywoLc4YbOAXZo6kNTx-3cJqBFY2HMc_bqFnUHUPPU_cH3y_IXrNC_Ppz4VnSZKmcWbNPnazf9umwBIwK4/w400-h294/hunters-carrying-giant-grasshoppers_u-l-q1k3o7bhj1z6.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-74985776838169928572022-05-27T00:39:00.002+10:002022-05-27T00:39:39.648+10:00 Neighbours Daughter<div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje8rcQy8kP_bPes5NV3oPgQi7p3RCbFxHVfN4Eqfd-eQo9MjaYM3-xWUKxrzDtVgsuW1KU-LuzV-KYHomga_H_-bDSC1NoNLlYXtlclELQSdTVX4qJl8cJbu6GNKEx76KmKnGxxjl2rLx2gPla_wHiPluxGmmO_OJFnHoQNCryQmH6j_7ydP4p9c8V/s482/Eloise-Webb.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="482" data-original-width="450" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje8rcQy8kP_bPes5NV3oPgQi7p3RCbFxHVfN4Eqfd-eQo9MjaYM3-xWUKxrzDtVgsuW1KU-LuzV-KYHomga_H_-bDSC1NoNLlYXtlclELQSdTVX4qJl8cJbu6GNKEx76KmKnGxxjl2rLx2gPla_wHiPluxGmmO_OJFnHoQNCryQmH6j_7ydP4p9c8V/w374-h400/Eloise-Webb.jpg" width="374" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Son: "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"</span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister."</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5PSraSgKT8F6yEeGw6dbY3_9UPJyF4SRk9HcX4HaEd9Kb7OfXV5qeLB0HKHgkrFqgq-VmSRO9JtPhZWunnBWbLxjlajjrTVOhQUgULBNJWViEW7Wi0HUijKwDF2sFDnXe9yV9SjIZOmNIeJEm6NM2wpPaS7DT5At1deRJ89kj2SNDvGvQxpvlgzLF/s900/beautiful-teenage-girl-6543208.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="602" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5PSraSgKT8F6yEeGw6dbY3_9UPJyF4SRk9HcX4HaEd9Kb7OfXV5qeLB0HKHgkrFqgq-VmSRO9JtPhZWunnBWbLxjlajjrTVOhQUgULBNJWViEW7Wi0HUijKwDF2sFDnXe9yV9SjIZOmNIeJEm6NM2wpPaS7DT5At1deRJ89kj2SNDvGvQxpvlgzLF/w268-h400/beautiful-teenage-girl-6543208.jpg" width="268" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;">Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />The mother hugs him affectionately and says:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcaP6jse9V5V_m6Ja6W0-ZiJ93xzK4BXNJXXjc8S9CXmZDIjflFE_gmTaS-r5KFsBU6BscbaUUrahpSSBa-lOoGHrdReIlKQ5UVPoVCRX6TADd43DGldVBa72ots_YHUHoP-TjRB48ZKTUdJCpPd9cfjObi4w2KD3ouvdSj6I9Hg3tD-7Erh_e9SpE/s290/images%20(9).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="174" data-original-width="290" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcaP6jse9V5V_m6Ja6W0-ZiJ93xzK4BXNJXXjc8S9CXmZDIjflFE_gmTaS-r5KFsBU6BscbaUUrahpSSBa-lOoGHrdReIlKQ5UVPoVCRX6TADd43DGldVBa72ots_YHUHoP-TjRB48ZKTUdJCpPd9cfjObi4w2KD3ouvdSj6I9Hg3tD-7Erh_e9SpE/w400-h240/images%20(9).jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-28452298515747635772022-05-02T01:33:00.001+10:002022-05-02T01:33:20.676+10:00SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL FITRI<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTowGNmCnEowsdqRmfeo-QB3TnzDnSALVLFB0czPkdaxiPAGB98QggUgOFLadYnLu5ONiMN6Gi7IFjCmZ62pxplaZvZHaszUMcJLg-Kqt-0f-gTgQMuKjFVA0jadmq2mKniRkEmxmz9W8E6NfoJOkHl8w8WOMsI4YXXaQtCOtVgabXeju8MnExE4vV/s264/AIDILFITRI%202.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="264" data-original-width="191" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTowGNmCnEowsdqRmfeo-QB3TnzDnSALVLFB0czPkdaxiPAGB98QggUgOFLadYnLu5ONiMN6Gi7IFjCmZ62pxplaZvZHaszUMcJLg-Kqt-0f-gTgQMuKjFVA0jadmq2mKniRkEmxmz9W8E6NfoJOkHl8w8WOMsI4YXXaQtCOtVgabXeju8MnExE4vV/w463-h640/AIDILFITRI%202.jpg" width="463" /></a></div><br /><p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-17917770581550621642022-04-09T21:39:00.000+10:002022-04-09T21:39:14.509+10:00Miracle of prayers, unwanted<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWyf5rDG_TxiRHT4Niaoq5jgaArIKU8mm8rM4v4WBYsJzold3zV3wsIVKG7eIGKoWtH_d3tMt6T-55_KkfajQlGpintlmD82d0yiaDFIij1tY9rVuQLGAQVFtAKEkocKohs5ejvVD0_3YGPuIQnB4gMNdevhcaPdRBzpEj3FwhyfoiwD9rn3Jlqim_/s600/0_TTalex2T-EgmVf90.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="450" data-original-width="600" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWyf5rDG_TxiRHT4Niaoq5jgaArIKU8mm8rM4v4WBYsJzold3zV3wsIVKG7eIGKoWtH_d3tMt6T-55_KkfajQlGpintlmD82d0yiaDFIij1tY9rVuQLGAQVFtAKEkocKohs5ejvVD0_3YGPuIQnB4gMNdevhcaPdRBzpEj3FwhyfoiwD9rn3Jlqim_/w400-h300/0_TTalex2T-EgmVf90.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />In a small town in India , a person decided to open up a bar business.</span></span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-4Fw5GpxjWKzBoayHGgj7rMBSncO-USAU3Z8PMQzlbeTmqrKmTX6chRNRnw3uwnGUQBKIME0WBba1aUvJuPJmOkPDBOl1E4IPVKTrmO6y-togmEf-HboIGQTsZIftg09M2CK9A8vnv-z7MJ8swjzVkvI7XZTZvgUux2dTOh5O8Ma-Eu1s7wSGXfey/s301/images%20(8).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="167" data-original-width="301" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-4Fw5GpxjWKzBoayHGgj7rMBSncO-USAU3Z8PMQzlbeTmqrKmTX6chRNRnw3uwnGUQBKIME0WBba1aUvJuPJmOkPDBOl1E4IPVKTrmO6y-togmEf-HboIGQTsZIftg09M2CK9A8vnv-z7MJ8swjzVkvI7XZTZvgUux2dTOh5O8Ma-Eu1s7wSGXfey/w400-h222/images%20(8).jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Unfortunately the location of his bar was right opposite a Hindu temple. The temple authorities and devotees were furious and started a campaign to block the bar from opening, with petitions and daily prayers against the yamseng business.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn7qnCFuDEcKImFP9V8mUm0_a4y60bjzEJymTUUOoYLSSzsi3psVOL3yYEyaDrDJ6_a1o0UT6NX_z_vJO9JGtwQLIH79DvkHZ2XzTPIKJiZ0VcoENWzxH2SQiXucow_YJ-J5zLNZv3PWPeknZCVxzpdxrJEKIa-5U77IuEpVLknYUyYQYixhHa38SJ/s293/220px-Kodumudi_SivanKovil.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="293" data-original-width="220" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn7qnCFuDEcKImFP9V8mUm0_a4y60bjzEJymTUUOoYLSSzsi3psVOL3yYEyaDrDJ6_a1o0UT6NX_z_vJO9JGtwQLIH79DvkHZ2XzTPIKJiZ0VcoENWzxH2SQiXucow_YJ-J5zLNZv3PWPeknZCVxzpdxrJEKIa-5U77IuEpVLknYUyYQYixhHa38SJ/w300-h400/220px-Kodumudi_SivanKovil.jpg" width="300" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />Work progressed. However, when the development for the bar was completed, with the joint about to open a few days later, it was struck by lightning and burnt down to the ground.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia321w0HMTIiTBTU_9-aleO9cBbazUFHmGRwzpMUyZiJDmmhmsOp0GM8AtyhvksiYRVU4-IY2S1bNjhSYbUNHqstmOh1D_luz0NzMETlTqjKOdGzGxrKa6VIqMuisA9vX3KxjBhS4oDdvPrQNcodWE9vriGnyOBAc6kw1TDfnra2pXS1iHId72R2wg/s640/rtr4d9q3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="640" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia321w0HMTIiTBTU_9-aleO9cBbazUFHmGRwzpMUyZiJDmmhmsOp0GM8AtyhvksiYRVU4-IY2S1bNjhSYbUNHqstmOh1D_luz0NzMETlTqjKOdGzGxrKa6VIqMuisA9vX3KxjBhS4oDdvPrQNcodWE9vriGnyOBAc6kw1TDfnra2pXS1iHId72R2wg/w400-h225/rtr4d9q3.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /><br />The temple folks were jubilant with that miraculous outcome, until the bar owner sued the temple authorities on grounds that they were, through their prayers, ultimately responsible for the destruction of his bar. An act of God could only be through such continuous beseeching to the Divine.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6zO63z74KICQSYKwEvoSdzQXmFxtqzZE-VlEo6wtjeN6kSX6_-9D8csryctIs9nnNkko5R8N6QTbpvVZFSTSTo1w3n8g1I3XxDHFGVC2GH7mfWae_a14Igo8gIVBfNxVJ5rEYEt64ntNLxlqlNbaaXzx8--q9e-okZQRJ4EZAqjhd6YyHsQHipWpQ/s1024/ankur1-1024x640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="1024" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6zO63z74KICQSYKwEvoSdzQXmFxtqzZE-VlEo6wtjeN6kSX6_-9D8csryctIs9nnNkko5R8N6QTbpvVZFSTSTo1w3n8g1I3XxDHFGVC2GH7mfWae_a14Igo8gIVBfNxVJ5rEYEt64ntNLxlqlNbaaXzx8--q9e-okZQRJ4EZAqjhd6YyHsQHipWpQ/w400-h250/ankur1-1024x640.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />In their response in court, the temple authorities rejected any responsibility for the destruction of the bar, pooh-poohing away the miraculous powers of prayers.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ-k4leOtx1M9AI_4HInVy3oo0E296SCmtbNobyeJti9JN6tYaTkQlm1hcIC4lniwXQsYsUdAAl7W7RPd1W0Db-Ru4DWnjC7Mbt6NVwoCyE58qioCupLwa_jf2qTECaozrPl2iMHljdReZ7DAdFPLFshB87_DKLozP-rlDzuP7vjn6QriNQArnC1Xm/s257/podah%20(1).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="196" data-original-width="257" height="305" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ-k4leOtx1M9AI_4HInVy3oo0E296SCmtbNobyeJti9JN6tYaTkQlm1hcIC4lniwXQsYsUdAAl7W7RPd1W0Db-Ru4DWnjC7Mbt6NVwoCyE58qioCupLwa_jf2qTECaozrPl2iMHljdReZ7DAdFPLFshB87_DKLozP-rlDzuP7vjn6QriNQArnC1Xm/w400-h305/podah%20(1).jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The judge commented: </span><i><b><span style="color: #800180; font-family: helvetica;">"I am not sure yet how I'm going to decide on this case, but it appears that we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayers but a temple authority and devotees who don't."</span></b></i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGAYLzk9C-Y_6pGh7OOsPZPmYOoLRB96M1jUwNIP8g0Xct4-YFC0TcdjrEEWppo4vK9Uln9IvKlAvxLLZ3OCErzA3PhcsfTmYLPS4hD1zOyYhwMgI4-5Sas_QDyjEYzFKHdhaHqttsOx3EuP3Qe4XmPbhGtLQksWx-saMVATbkm10VmnAGgFfoIW-w/s750/cropped-Saurabh-Shukla.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="422" data-original-width="750" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGAYLzk9C-Y_6pGh7OOsPZPmYOoLRB96M1jUwNIP8g0Xct4-YFC0TcdjrEEWppo4vK9Uln9IvKlAvxLLZ3OCErzA3PhcsfTmYLPS4hD1zOyYhwMgI4-5Sas_QDyjEYzFKHdhaHqttsOx3EuP3Qe4XmPbhGtLQksWx-saMVATbkm10VmnAGgFfoIW-w/w400-h225/cropped-Saurabh-Shukla.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br />KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-65226359728483854512022-03-08T01:26:00.005+11:002022-03-08T01:26:26.532+11:00The importance of correct clothing size<span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiV_tRoTMciQQWrKaG8yiQxJrl8yAairTbw94IZKmYR_wq6pq5k2Q8FWjHanLVfx_xn6RWZ6CqySgpIJF6OJbtFH_Tg8-X6DvarGtArjgKrmdSTW_TdmfSRCmfJMnp9qFLYiNmfcv54nY1dl2HvpW47BQZY4vmiXqChQ7C62Q3ywzx9PmCH7MW9_1Is=w400-h266" width="400" /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br />The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headache...! The bad news is that it will require castration...!!</span></span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache...!!<br />The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Joe was shocked and depressed...!! He wondered if he had anything to live for....!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />When he left the hospital, he was headache free for the first time in over 20 years, but he felt as if he was missing an important part of himself...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />As he walked down the street, he realized he felt like a different person...!! He could make a new beginning and live a new life...!! He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit."...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />An elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said, "Let's see, you're a size 44 long."...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Joe laughed and said, "That's right, how did you know"...?</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />"Been in the business 60 years"...!!<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Joe tried on the suit...!! <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">It fit perfectly...!! <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, "How about a new shirt"...?</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."...!!<br />"Let's see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve."...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Joe was surprised. "How did you know"...??<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">"Been in the business 60 years."...!! <br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">The shirt fit perfectly...!!<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said, "You could use a new pair of shoes."...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Since Joe was on a roll, he said, "Sure."...!!<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">The man eyed Joe's feet and said, "10-1/2E."...!!<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Joe was astonished. "That's right. How did you know"...??"<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Been in the business 60 years."...!!<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Joe tried on the shoes and they also fit perfectly...!!<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about new underwear...??</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />Joe thought for a second and said, "Why not."...!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />The man stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see, size 36."...!!<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Joe laughed. "Finally, I've got you...!!<br />I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."...!!<br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">The tailor shook his head. "You can't wear a size 32...!! Size 32 underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache"...!!!</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-90261649967246444172022-02-01T02:17:00.007+11:002022-02-01T02:18:14.514+11:00Gong Xi Fa Cai 2022<p></p><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh6tRHrdXufPgj7OZBpfxZQC5KEBCjW8DUA_zQoIyf1k7wjo6swT68A5hEVQzB3z9lMK_XeRQSYE4VXFdE_bZOkqrnc1vNiwfMbs2mtaPsWNAxh9I5eL-2jszeE_sV51FTfEx8Qo8tenoKnqnnjhbybMcPFoglG-1sBVAs2gfTpDU5B-GSOOKAfvA2L=w570-h361" width="570" /></div> <p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-41267331249095099462022-01-04T04:29:00.004+11:002022-01-04T04:29:41.475+11:00Very crossed nuns<div><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgCS99VpxO0rLfb3B4r2eWCOjfCXZnF0XvgZDn-JaSk1oB_R1QQRl0egC0GSKJUrWg0OSbOhxQfdSkPho0KSSf7Yo9-yhn_ojFaVYJUPzDeOoHbg9NbluyYpTDgNljS6INhlZBPjmQaMSuXz7JoWViagUqTxA1uGAvw0wj22maKVrgzGqHsyK4I5YKp=w400-h265" width="400" /></span></div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div>A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.</div></span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: georgia;"><b>"Hey, show us yer breasts, ya bloody penguins!"</b></span></i><span style="font-family: verdana;"> shouts one of the drunks.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="295" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiD1zai0RFh9WAEDRrsRLjEEZ-hM08xH4wftYgnubKjq4dYoESu2xJH9_VzvJ2uAMwNxpIsQ7A_T01OaBQIZO2k6PW7o_H6GZwOxm7awXRDTYFS0Ag_m0xcasrIL5IiOGnwN8JnYgANAGCeNiZ3C0b12O5UGcFcoKH7Tw4ZmkY7IAD_nXwD1Q3AQLM5=w400-h295" width="400" /></span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, </span><i><b><span style="font-family: georgia;">"I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."</span></b></i></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, </span><i><b><span style="font-family: georgia;">"Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"</span></b></i><span style="font-family: verdana;"> </span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhXPKtCc01PO7GAgSFd99Jlp0NUzj8VOomD3XqQ55O6HmzFpT56BaC5qdrqVNBU0xsfnrUwfKMQtNfvTfKmBLa9dulQnn9rciRX_JLlhbLwim4JW4saGPJ4YDUVaODZqAxo3SBCG9V16eO04DFKQWov4bcLCi27VSpOntqbD6Fd5FGeOsBkSYic204d=w266-h400" width="266" /></span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, </span><i><b><span style="font-family: georgia;">"Did that sound cross enough?"</span></b></i></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-85315835033369204642021-12-25T00:11:00.007+11:002021-12-25T00:11:42.841+11:00Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgvDtT3Rn7l5gHF2m5fZMNtutC-BrW1bIx2Q5XN8zWZ9QKgVDfdk_uaJlZtsmiPcvL4Jdc5drT8P7xz5EYCfY_9mC3xAaRlLUTIwKhyrhUxTAEGeS-zeBHcginjvJFxaU1fQpGBQ4o2V3QFUuREIJS66lwdUz11hEuUdBO1Frps4AMPUX5fTN1dOgNq=s900" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="506" data-original-width="900" height="303" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgvDtT3Rn7l5gHF2m5fZMNtutC-BrW1bIx2Q5XN8zWZ9QKgVDfdk_uaJlZtsmiPcvL4Jdc5drT8P7xz5EYCfY_9mC3xAaRlLUTIwKhyrhUxTAEGeS-zeBHcginjvJFxaU1fQpGBQ4o2V3QFUuREIJS66lwdUz11hEuUdBO1Frps4AMPUX5fTN1dOgNq=w548-h303" width="548" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-65967010509566620432021-11-03T22:30:00.001+11:002021-11-03T22:30:15.152+11:00Happy Deepawali<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnvhIi-stGDLxdG6hKu0yaQj2Z8jxbi8K5lYI0m3Qkzyh-WBBEDbeAcFPsvppnS2Y8Bxg2SZOvZPSnVgLiDZUVHwYbQXRAK37TcnsWDqET1FbPn6gPkbJ1N8xBlHwGDjjIgJPJsjeN970/s736/happy+diwali4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="583" data-original-width="736" height="506" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnvhIi-stGDLxdG6hKu0yaQj2Z8jxbi8K5lYI0m3Qkzyh-WBBEDbeAcFPsvppnS2Y8Bxg2SZOvZPSnVgLiDZUVHwYbQXRAK37TcnsWDqET1FbPn6gPkbJ1N8xBlHwGDjjIgJPJsjeN970/w640-h506/happy+diwali4.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-10365993335076511752021-04-11T17:54:00.004+10:002021-04-11T17:54:43.874+10:00Socrates' Triple Filter Test<span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip:</span><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqwV_HLDeUihp46bYnPdzdXbwXPR-KQ6kI0gXfghIkRpHHWcmPcbvXfPva9ErDanS7ct74rlg83ypDHrfRz0dMi9D-gr7qHv9oROCxlk464Uvoy9DfqrJHltKZfhQ-qUQbmdVFR-dY8FQ/s261/socrates.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="221" data-original-width="261" height="339" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqwV_HLDeUihp46bYnPdzdXbwXPR-KQ6kI0gXfghIkRpHHWcmPcbvXfPva9ErDanS7ct74rlg83ypDHrfRz0dMi9D-gr7qHv9oROCxlk464Uvoy9DfqrJHltKZfhQ-qUQbmdVFR-dY8FQ/w400-h339/socrates.jpg" width="400" /></a></div></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMY8-PJt_hUosldvzglKfOf9jQd63WUmLW6Wvh1TAZQMnRhWP0xJMiPWBFN7yuJ4GVMV4uihrSjKLWA7PwvD7quNHMp6FUBfIqYHkKj9Ku-CIHtaz9lbQOYvuWIXg43YWgpGaHrlvLLTg/s434/435px-Jean-L%25C3%25A9on_G%25C3%25A9r%25C3%25B4me_-_Diogenes_-_Walters_37131.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="319" data-original-width="434" height="294" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMY8-PJt_hUosldvzglKfOf9jQd63WUmLW6Wvh1TAZQMnRhWP0xJMiPWBFN7yuJ4GVMV4uihrSjKLWA7PwvD7quNHMp6FUBfIqYHkKj9Ku-CIHtaz9lbQOYvuWIXg43YWgpGaHrlvLLTg/w400-h294/435px-Jean-L%25C3%25A9on_G%25C3%25A9r%25C3%25B4me_-_Diogenes_-_Walters_37131.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: medium;"><br />'Diogenes Sitting in His Tub' by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-L%C3%A9on_G%C3%A9r%C3%B4me">Jean-Léon Gérôme</a> (1860)</span></b></i></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">"Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.<br /><br />"That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhVC0rZH98NDuVyfAfI57ND9pfvOL2UnPe1wH7VzA0bjnP7_pF3_KL7eJq5IcIAesooRHF79p4LZlOn-Eu7GD0TqZ4tK09FUgYrzWHJ3Ben4Ikxlm_4Yet2Iu3UMJAY7LdE17SuveZVos/s480/hqdefault.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhVC0rZH98NDuVyfAfI57ND9pfvOL2UnPe1wH7VzA0bjnP7_pF3_KL7eJq5IcIAesooRHF79p4LZlOn-Eu7GD0TqZ4tK09FUgYrzWHJ3Ben4Ikxlm_4Yet2Iu3UMJAY7LdE17SuveZVos/w400-h300/hqdefault.jpg" width="400" /></a></div></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br />The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"<br /><br />"No," the man said, "Actually, I just heard about it."<br /><br />"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not.<br /><br />Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?"<br /><br />"No, on the contrary..."<br /><br />"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"<br /><br />The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"<br /><br />"No, not really."<br /><br />"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even useful, why tell it to me, or anyone at all?"<br /><br />The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.<br /><br />It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was shagging his wife.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSLjPuxFkRaQa7IGxU2nLhWkBi3_9Ycn_tKknkpTKvLgLSbUyLh46nsN3y42SJtpl4HierytKPvHCazSFVr-D9qqhCBn-APqUFrBWG5-keixCrWDJsFIZErxefFYg29-ZU9G_KDJzMNQQ/s259/wakakaka5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="259" data-original-width="194" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSLjPuxFkRaQa7IGxU2nLhWkBi3_9Ycn_tKknkpTKvLgLSbUyLh46nsN3y42SJtpl4HierytKPvHCazSFVr-D9qqhCBn-APqUFrBWG5-keixCrWDJsFIZErxefFYg29-ZU9G_KDJzMNQQ/w300-h400/wakakaka5.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826519329989340533.post-8862923391871380252021-03-26T02:19:00.000+11:002021-03-26T02:19:00.814+11:00The Escaped Prisoner<span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.<br /><br /> </span><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR7cVxqScPz7RH6Z6PBYzITq3hrDDKJpzHPk-_kNYteCKfj_SlqFicWwmNnXsYRoCtdnqZOvTbd7r5Z0ZidoQ4M2cbauRWQoXYmm1ZhUzHt76B3B8qoGhT2JEQDQIrilR_NLZFc5OvzY0/s947/law-order-prison_break-prison_escape-escape_plan-tunnel-tunneling-mban4561_low.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="947" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR7cVxqScPz7RH6Z6PBYzITq3hrDDKJpzHPk-_kNYteCKfj_SlqFicWwmNnXsYRoCtdnqZOvTbd7r5Z0ZidoQ4M2cbauRWQoXYmm1ZhUzHt76B3B8qoGhT2JEQDQIrilR_NLZFc5OvzY0/w540-h640/law-order-prison_break-prison_escape-escape_plan-tunnel-tunneling-mban4561_low.jpg" width="540" /></a></div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;">He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicnDQTpAdYKyoz-GdzMQ8nXz5fX4k6JEnk8tIiV3RSPNT7jTradDeaoOkKp2WNN1yL5k1xGyAIZsF2yPKmSMzRZR8fHttZiInAZMlUEkIRrAqaNC0KKR16ptohmvQKMFrgqavoCZgnrKs/s1700/depositphotos_306094832-stock-illustration-blindfold-business-man-and-woman.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1700" data-original-width="1600" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicnDQTpAdYKyoz-GdzMQ8nXz5fX4k6JEnk8tIiV3RSPNT7jTradDeaoOkKp2WNN1yL5k1xGyAIZsF2yPKmSMzRZR8fHttZiInAZMlUEkIRrAqaNC0KKR16ptohmvQKMFrgqavoCZgnrKs/w376-h400/depositphotos_306094832-stock-illustration-blindfold-business-man-and-woman.jpg" width="376" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4u3iOVb-CB96dPPwemYz3iop_-YoVb17pGNF9OEz02dnJpxL4moT7lC4dtl6X0dYLYrwUf33ny9a4wmkp2QAB95sWOffni3pIDtgPsyDYz2v7OM_UAoycLb-B2T_5QbaqNzDrLNMAHIU/s367/gallery-1467140625-cheater.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="367" data-original-width="320" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4u3iOVb-CB96dPPwemYz3iop_-YoVb17pGNF9OEz02dnJpxL4moT7lC4dtl6X0dYLYrwUf33ny9a4wmkp2QAB95sWOffni3pIDtgPsyDYz2v7OM_UAoycLb-B2T_5QbaqNzDrLNMAHIU/w349-h400/gallery-1467140625-cheater.jpg" width="349" /></a></div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;">His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikhHKIfllRpKSONtC8vEAJ5MTjLPWFl4f5gr1DYFOwAEhoF-2sSKP_iKP4egNZ4qCDYvUUsXINnNaBEdpH72miOlJSsb4Rv95N3F5Y4zbgUSRAL89M5XAUu5SkfgNhqdpczvHpkkzPK5w/s667/61lumAqqN4L._AC_UX385_.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="667" data-original-width="385" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikhHKIfllRpKSONtC8vEAJ5MTjLPWFl4f5gr1DYFOwAEhoF-2sSKP_iKP4egNZ4qCDYvUUsXINnNaBEdpH72miOlJSsb4Rv95N3F5Y4zbgUSRAL89M5XAUu5SkfgNhqdpczvHpkkzPK5w/w370-h640/61lumAqqN4L._AC_UX385_.jpg" width="370" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div>KTemochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09951253039042572381noreply@blogger.com0